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Original Posting March 27, 2017

Oh, ho, to the purple prose we go! Over here

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2016win.html

you'll find a collection of the 2016 Winners and dishonorable mentions for the contest to see who can write like Bulwer-Lytton (of "It was a dark and stormy night..." fame).

Now, your job is to run your eyes across these beauties, and then pick one, and use at least the kernel of that as a seed to write your own sketch, scene, or even a whole story. I mean, take a look at this:

“Penguins, damnable penguins,” Cooperman muttered bitterly, staring hard into the maelstrom of cheap gin and bargain-basement vermouth swirling hopelessly in the low ball glass he held in his pale, doughy hand, the shards of rapidly melting ice crystals cruelly reminding him of those endless winter nights in the Antarctic weather station, and of Kwakina, with her lithe, lubricious figure, and tuxedo-feathered form.

One of the dishonorable mentions, but what does poor Cooperman dream about? And what is going to happen to the mismatched couple? Go on, you can tell us!

Pick one of these somewhat excessive bits, and make the core of it yours. Then tell us all about it!

tink


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(heck, I think you're already playing this game - still, here it is in exercise format :-)

A quick and quirky exercise from Writer's Digest. July 2004, page 17 suggests writing a short piece and trying to cram as many cliches as possible into it. They provide a bloated parody of an inspirational piece as an example, but you can clearly do it anyway that you like. You could decide to write a 500 word review, loaded to the brim with cliches, overused metaphors, and other purple prose? Or perhaps just a personal reflection on the beauty of nose hairs, or some such delight? But lay on the cliches as thick as the lard filled sugar frosting on the wedding cake. Heap them high as the mountains, as far as the eye can see, and as thick as . . . as thick as molasses?

Oh, yes, once you've overused your cliches, the notion is that you might resist their use in the future. So don't get attached to those cliches!

here is their example:
Vocabulary-challenged writers often feel trapped between a rock and a hard place. How can you write more exciting sentences without actually learning new words? Fear not -- even if your sentences aren't exactly pushing the linguistic envelope, don't assume that, talent-wise, your glass is half-empty. You just need to think outside the box -- literally. Take a walk, see a movie, test-drive a Porsche; do anything that will get the blood flowing again. And remember, at the end of the day, the bottom line's still the same: writing isn't rocket science. Bear with it.
Go ahead, you can beat that with a stick, can't you?

The cliches have it!

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