FAQ: Lures and Other Attractions...
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Original posting: April 6, 1995
FAQ: Lures and Other Attractions...
For those of you who haven't done this before--welcome! This may look a bit long, but give it a read. Print it out. Keep a copy around. Go on, I want you to do it. Okay?
Once again, it's time for that ever unpopular distraction, the irregularly appearing Frequently Asked Questions! So, let's get on with the show!
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Writers On Parade
and in the circle, where the dust settles slowly after the pounding hooves of the stallions and the huge shoes of the buffoons have plodded past...
darkness falls.
then a faint glimmer rises...and a voice cries out!
who are you what are you why do you
ask
who am I what am I why do I
ask
the mirror sings gently in the clearing, calling sweetly for you to come near, to look in, to see...
the spotlight flashes down. scintillating reflections fill the tent, turning the greying canvas into that truest of fairylands, the memories of youth, where...
you step into a web, spun and laid so carefully--with a touch of craft, a dose of art, a dash of animal cunning, and a generous helping of decei...
[enough! stop the verbal pyrotechnics, this is supposed to answer questions, not raise the dread...]
(oh. okay! ask away!)
> who? <
simply you.
> what? <
simply writing.
> where? <
I suppose you think that's a simple question? Well, the list address is WRITERS@[old address]. But the writing goes on nearly everywhere, and the reading! Round the world, south and north, west and east and west again, probably in places never meant for human tears to flow...
actually, of course, we can't take any responsibility for limiting the whole shebang. it sort of goes wherever the imagination wanders, and that goes pretty darn far. take my word for it, okay?
> when? <
When do you think? NOW! Today! Well, tomorrow, too, but mostly when the keyboard hits the screen, you know? Pack it down a bit, tidy up the loose edges, post and be damned!
> why? <
(hardly a question you'd let a stranger answer, is it?)
[come on, don't get coy now!]
(well, if you insist...)
> I repeat--why? <
why not?
[boo!]
because it's there?
[hiss!]
because we care?
[third time's usually the charm--I suppose we'll let it pass...]
> and, last, but not least, how? <
HOW?
with words, punctuation, rhythm, roll, maybe some sprigs of rhyme, mortar of logic and bricks of purest gold imagery (unless you don't believe in imagery, of course, in which case you can use adobe:-)
shucks, you put what you like in, mix it up, hash and dash, and before you know it, there'll be a castle of irony there by and by, or a little sugar shack of love, or maybe even a towering metropolitan operetta just made for a cast of a thousands...
So, did that answer all your questions?
okay. you still want to know how things work. read on...
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[Please feel free to print this FAQ and keep a copy for when you have questions! In fact, the author would be pleased if you did that.]
The meat in this sandwich - v. 15, April 5, 1995
[removed to avoid confusion]
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sigh. oh, that was booring! educational, perhaps, but booring!
but, look, here comes the ringmaster again! and there...there's something stirring behind the curtains! and up in the high trapeze, isn't that someone moving?
Listen to the calliope starting to toot!
LOOK! Here they come, WRITERS ON PARADE!
A hundred and one keyboards led the big parade,
with a hundred and two fountain pens right behind,
they were followed by rows and rows of the finest alphabets,
and the climax was a total surprise!
Stand Up and Sing Along!
[now doesn't that answer your questions?]
join in on the beat of a different drummer...
keyboard thumping and cliffs ahanging!
*you gotta believe!*
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FAQ: Lures and Other Attractions...
For those of you who haven't done this before--welcome! This may look a bit long, but give it a read. Print it out. Keep a copy around. Go on, I want you to do it. Okay?
Once again, it's time for that ever unpopular distraction, the irregularly appearing Frequently Asked Questions! So, let's get on with the show!
tink
-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=
Writers On Parade
and in the circle, where the dust settles slowly after the pounding hooves of the stallions and the huge shoes of the buffoons have plodded past...
darkness falls.
then a faint glimmer rises...and a voice cries out!
who are you what are you why do you
ask
who am I what am I why do I
ask
the mirror sings gently in the clearing, calling sweetly for you to come near, to look in, to see...
the spotlight flashes down. scintillating reflections fill the tent, turning the greying canvas into that truest of fairylands, the memories of youth, where...
you step into a web, spun and laid so carefully--with a touch of craft, a dose of art, a dash of animal cunning, and a generous helping of decei...
[enough! stop the verbal pyrotechnics, this is supposed to answer questions, not raise the dread...]
(oh. okay! ask away!)
> who? <
simply you.
> what? <
simply writing.
> where? <
I suppose you think that's a simple question? Well, the list address is WRITERS@[old address]. But the writing goes on nearly everywhere, and the reading! Round the world, south and north, west and east and west again, probably in places never meant for human tears to flow...
actually, of course, we can't take any responsibility for limiting the whole shebang. it sort of goes wherever the imagination wanders, and that goes pretty darn far. take my word for it, okay?
> when? <
When do you think? NOW! Today! Well, tomorrow, too, but mostly when the keyboard hits the screen, you know? Pack it down a bit, tidy up the loose edges, post and be damned!
> why? <
(hardly a question you'd let a stranger answer, is it?)
[come on, don't get coy now!]
(well, if you insist...)
> I repeat--why? <
why not?
[boo!]
because it's there?
[hiss!]
because we care?
[third time's usually the charm--I suppose we'll let it pass...]
> and, last, but not least, how? <
HOW?
with words, punctuation, rhythm, roll, maybe some sprigs of rhyme, mortar of logic and bricks of purest gold imagery (unless you don't believe in imagery, of course, in which case you can use adobe:-)
shucks, you put what you like in, mix it up, hash and dash, and before you know it, there'll be a castle of irony there by and by, or a little sugar shack of love, or maybe even a towering metropolitan operetta just made for a cast of a thousands...
So, did that answer all your questions?
okay. you still want to know how things work. read on...
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
[Please feel free to print this FAQ and keep a copy for when you have questions! In fact, the author would be pleased if you did that.]
The meat in this sandwich - v. 15, April 5, 1995
[removed to avoid confusion]
-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-
sigh. oh, that was booring! educational, perhaps, but booring!
but, look, here comes the ringmaster again! and there...there's something stirring behind the curtains! and up in the high trapeze, isn't that someone moving?
Listen to the calliope starting to toot!
LOOK! Here they come, WRITERS ON PARADE!
A hundred and one keyboards led the big parade,
with a hundred and two fountain pens right behind,
they were followed by rows and rows of the finest alphabets,
and the climax was a total surprise!
Stand Up and Sing Along!
[now doesn't that answer your questions?]
join in on the beat of a different drummer...
keyboard thumping and cliffs ahanging!
*you gotta believe!*
-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=-+=